Five reasons why you should not date me.

Alex and Helga made the same post. I’m doing one, too.

I think that five is not enough but listing all of my flaws would probably scare everyone away.

1. I’m bossy. I learned when I started high school that I treat other people like my maids. This may be a combination of my laziness and my dominant strong voice.
2. I eat like a man. I have snakes and alligators inside my tummy. If you are on a tight budget, I suggest you bring me to the nearest isawan. (I also smoke, drink and sound like a man.)
3. I’m mean. I know I’m not perfect but I make vicious and defamatory comments about things and people I don’t like. I’m also not chummy. I only select the people I want to be friendly with.
4. I have very poor Math skills. If you measure intelligence using mathematical problems, then I’m dumb.
5. I do not fall under any category. I went to an art school but I’m not artsy fartsy. I major in Science but I’m not nerdy geeky. I’m also not a hipster, indie, emo, rocker, dumb bimbo, fashionista, modelesque, techie, bookish, religious, atheist, alcoholic, athletic, etc. Point is, if you’re looking for a woman who falls under a specific category, I’m not your girl.

My list is pointless since I’ve already found a man who loves all my flaws. Nuks.

Curls!

Just in case you don’t know, my hair is currrrly. Aha yes!

Can you believe that miracle? I thought the day would never come. You see, my hair is very very, and I mean very straight. Those damn rollers, hot iron curlers and braids overnight never work on me.

I’m still enjoying my curls so see yah later straight hair.

I’m still alive.

Dear someone-who-reads-this-blog,

If you’re wondering  if I’m already dead, I’m not. I’m just really really, and I mean really busy this past couple of months. I have been from hell and back. I will be semi stress-free soon so I’ll be updating more.

Until then,

Your mean weird crazy neighbor

(I don’t know if somebody cares.)

plaid and barefoot (almost)

I told you from my last post that I went thrift shopping and got some sweet items, one of which was this spring-summery plaid dress. What I did not realize was the neckline was way too low, still I love how comfy it is.

I went out Sunday night for a movie and dinner date with The Boyfriend. I planned on wearing the dress but I got some problems — one, the weather was a bit warm to wear boots or booties, two, I just did my nails and I’m sure shoes would ruin them, and three, I have no sandals. I know, big problems (sarcastic smile) going on in my life. So what did I do? I went on wearing my planned outfit, did my make-up and wore my slippers. If you’re thinking, that’s not so bad maybe it’s Havaianas or something. No, they are not Havaianas because my pair was in the laboratory, it was my bathroom slippers. The Boyfriend burst out laughing when he saw me so I knew I looked stupid.

My plan was to go downtown and grab a pair of sandals before heading to dinner.  That shopping experience was the fastest I have ever done and will ever do. I got new sandals in under 5 minutes. Whew!

With jacket (Why I was holding on to the pillar, I don’t know.)

Without jacket

What do you think of the dress and the shoes? By the way The Boyfriend picked the shoes.

straight from pleasantville

The Boyfriend and I luckily chanced on a thrift store that only opened a day. We got a skirt, dress and top for me and some pants for him in less than 15 minutes. It cost us W20,000 or P1,000. It was an amazing experience!

Anyway, I will show you the pieces one at a time. First, I will show you a girl straight from Pleasantville.

With and without the jacket. Forgive the face, this was “early” in the morning.

I look like a 60’s housewife! Everyone is looking at me when I was wearing this. I guess because I was not wearing a typical outfit. I don’t know really. Anyway, I don’t care because I loved this outfit!